THERE IS NO SPOON

 I JUST WANT TO TALK FOR ONE OR TWO MINUTES ABOUT THE INEFFABLE BEAUTY OF KENNA JAMES.

WE ALL REALIZE SHE IS AN ADULT FILM ACTRESS, AND HAS A 99% LIKELIHOOD OF PREFERRING WOMEN TO MEN IN HER PRIVATE LIFE, WHO KNOWS REALLY.

BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE A TALL, BLONDE, BEAUTIFULLY SHAPED WOMAN SUCH AS HER.  SHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL SMILE AND MAINTAINS A TASTEFUL INSTAGRAM.  SHE'S EVEN A REPUBLICAN WHO PRESUMABLY SAVES ALL HER MONEY FOR RETIREMENT.  

ON THE FLIP SIDE, SHE DOES THINGS ON FILM THAT ARE, WELL, YOU KNOW, REALLY PROVOCATIVE, SEXY AND STIMULATING.  MOST INTERESTINGLY, SHE STARES RIGHT AT THE CAMERA RIGHT AS SHE IS DOING THE NASTIEST THINGS IMAGINABLE WITH THAT WONDERFUL SMILE.  

THIS, FOLKS, IS AMERICA 2024.  WE HAVE A FORMER PRESIDENT WHO HAS F_____D MULTIPLE PLAYBOY PLAYMATES AND PORNSTARS, WHO WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT AGAIN, AND WE HAVE WHOLESOME BEAUTIES WHO DO ADULT FILM WORK.  

"ALISON, YOU KNOW THIS WORLD IS KILLING ME...."

--ELVIS COSTELLO